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Love is Messy

by ThatRobert

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 25 - Mar 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 22 - Mar 24
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Mar 30 - Apr 1
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Gross

The wild ice cream is a creature of pleasure.

3 peculiar mating habits of wild ice creams: 

1) Before mating, the male ice cream spends an hour in the sun. When he is sufficiently melty, he returns to his cave, leaving a sugary trail that interested female ice creams can follow. Also, this serves the purpose of attracting ants, which play a crucial and disgusting role in the mating process.

2) Wild ice creams mate for life. Meaning, they pretty much spend every waking hour of their lives preparing for or in the act of getting it on. Also, wild ice creams don't sleep. So really, the only way to tell if a wild ice cream is dead or alive is to check if it's mating with something.

3) While mating, both the male and female ice creams emit a series of strange noises. These noises always sound exactly the same and occur in the exact same order, regardless of the participating parties, season, or environment. To the naked ear, it would seem to be just a bunch of long squeals and clicking noises; however, when recorded and played back at 390 times speed, the whole thing sounds a little something like this.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Women’s V-Necks

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 38.771s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Love is Messy by ThatRobert
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.