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Chance of Scattered Showers

by cmdixon2

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
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That’s Some Umbrella

3rd place in Derby #103: Outer Space, with 812 votes!

SYSTEM REPORT: METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
COMPARISON CAN BE DRAWN TO HUMAN TEST SUBJECT HAVING OVERSIZED FEET FOR HIS SLEEPING COMPARTMENT:
SITUATION DOES NOT COMPUTE
METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT, REPEAT, CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING

TRANSMISSION SENT TO SOLAR CONTROL:
SOLAR CONTROL HAS BEEN NOTIFIED OF UNSATISFACTORY PERFORMANCE
SOLAR CONTROL APPEARS INACTIVE
METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT, REPEAT, CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING

IT IS A STATISTICAL CERTAINTY
HUMAN EMOTION [SADNESS] CAN HAVE NO EFFECT
HUMAN EMOTION [HAPPINESS] IMPENDING

METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
HOWEVER, OPTICAL SYSTEMS
RECOMMEND: DISTRESS ALARM REMAIN UNENGAGED
SHOWER OF METEORITES WILL CONTINUE WHETHER ALARM SOUNDS OR NOT

CURRENT STATUS: FREE
WORRIES: 0

Wear this shirt: when it’s raining cats and Canis Majors

Don’t wear this shirt: with any expectation that it will protect you from space debris. It won’t.

This shirt tells the world: “Like many celestial phenomena, I am as both beautiful to look at and difficult for the non-specialist to fully understand.”

We call this color: Star Black

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Chance of Scattered Showers by cmdixon2
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.