You know the old adage. "Man, that was colder than a witch's pillow!"

Deep in the woods of England, among the mists and howling wolves, there exists a coven of the scaaaaaaariest witches. And each year, thousands rush to fly through the night and defend England from the supernatural monsters that the Time Lords miss. They chase away evil metorite monsters and hideous tree-demons and the ghosts of Celtic soldiers and the swamp monsters who voted for Thatcher and all those sorts of things. And what does that make them? That makes them super duper cool! But it also makes them very tired.

So trust this two-pack of pillows just like the witches do, to be comfy and cool as you sleep the day away. Maybe you'll also use them in the night, if you're in London and secure in the ability of the witches to protect you! Just remember we don't ship to London, so you'll have to buy this two pack of pillows in America and transport them yourself.

Hey, we're just a simple company selling pillows! We're not gonna go after a country full of powerful witches! Look at how Rome, Germany, Scotland and the USSR turned out when they tried something!

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